Naruto chapter 560

This raises one question:
How the F**k did the 1st Hokage beat Madara if he couldn't beat the 3rd Hokage even with the help of the 2nd Hokage? (yes I know powered him up, but still Madara had the Rinnegan in the final battle with the 1st)

Well time to start!
I've trolled here, trolled there, and got the troll T-shirt. I've trolled EVERYTHING I can possibly think of!!!
If the one in front of us is the real Madara, who is the one that's been trolling us the entire time?!?!
So can anyone explain to me why all of the ninja have the word "shinobi" written on their foreheads? Isn't the point of being a ninja is NOT to give away the fact that your a ninja? Who is responsible for this BS?
Blame this guy


As the ninja army argues about the Obito-Tobi theories, Madara ponders to himself.
I bet it this is HIS doing. HE would definitely do this. It seems that this isn't going according to HIS plan though.
Hey, you know who it is, don't you?!?! Tell us so we came stop the Obito-Tobi theories already!
Dude, I'm an Uchiha. Do Uchihas make ANYTHING easy for the people in this manga?
Oh right, I forgot...
Oh I can explain everything to you Madara, but you got to go and kick their butts to next Wednesday, got it?
Dude you don't need to tell me that. I was going to kick their butts for how stupid they look in those headbands.

And so Madara began to proceed to kick EVERYONE'S butt.
I haven't had this much fun since the days that I use to crank call Harshiama!
(army)



How did he get ME??? I'm not even in this manga chapter!!!
Don't think I haven't been watching what you've done in this manga Sasuke while I was in the afterlife. I actually feel bad that the Uchiha clan's last representative is you.
Not so fast! I'll stop you with my giant overused Rasengan attack!
Susanoo bitches!
Then I'll use Rasenshuriken with Sage jutsu
Oh no! What shall I do in this predicament?? Oh wait, I know! I'll use the RINNEGAN that I awoke during my final battle with Harshiama!
WHAAAAAAAAA
I bet nobody knew about that!
I did.
Bulls**t.
Says the guy who pulled out a Rinnegan from out of his ass. Oh and to the veiwers, this is the part where Kishi goes back to his regular bad trolling instead of the good trolling like last chapter.
Shut it you! It's time I let loose even MORE power!!
Oh no....
Que the music! [link]
I don't like the sound of that music. It sounds like death, god complex's and potato chips.


Check it! I can summon meteors man!
I did that fourteen years ago and a dead girl who used healing magic was able to stop it. This guy does it and it actually looks like he could destroy everything. WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR?!?!?!?!

How will Kishi troll the characters out of this attack? tune in next week to find out!